Sit down everybody. Take a seat. Let me school you on something I like to call “class”. Class can be defined as “elegance, grace, or dignity, as in dress and behavior”. I like to pride myself as having class when needed. Young bucks don’t really appreciate true class so I like to associate myself with the older crowd. I’m more mature than most think and a lot of my closer friends can attest to that. I don’t really like to fraternize with people my age, the 21 year crowd. It’s really bad. I grew up under my Gramma’s wing and I was brought up as a Momma’s boy kinda. I bit my tongue when it’s not needed, I didn’t speak up towards anyone, I held doors open for anyone walking in or out, and I always held my farts until I was in the bathroom. I had manners and I had class.
Someone told me that in order to get a girlfriend or to even have a girl REMOTELY interested in me, I would have to be a jerk. I tried it. I don’t care too much for it. I want my girlfriend and even my friends to know me as the guy that was nice to everyone. I don’t like to be rude, especially to women. So being a jerk will not work for me. I want a woman to like me for who I am. I don’t want to be a jerk until we’re finally going steady and then I’ll turn into a fucking simp. No. I want to be a simp straight up. I want to be chivalrous. I want to pay for dinner. I want to pay for that movie. I want to bring you flowers on the third date. I want you to meet my parents. I definitely want to meet yours.
I’m 21 now. I’m not 18. Only young bucks play those stupid games. Have nothing fights. If we’re going to fight, it better be for a damn good reason. I’m not about to fight over nothing and have make-up sex because you don’t know why I didn’t like your PB&J sandwich you packed me for lunch. Someone asked me if I grew from my previous relationship and I told them that I did. Will I get to prove it? We’ll have to see. I’m not sure. I was interested in someone but not anymore. I’d much rather have you as my friend than ruin what we have. If it turned into anything more, I just want to let you know that I will treat you like a Queen.
My good friend Kenny Dao of the San Diego Street Fighters fam (check out the blog at http://sdstreetfighters.wordpress.com) said, “A gentlemen will always be a plus, even when the girl lacks the class to appreciate it”. If a woman cannot appreciate the fact that I am showing her the respect that she deserves and abuses me for my class, then she can go into that group of other GIRLS that are looking for a free dinner or free movie.
So, ponder this lyric for me. Check out a Tagalog to English translator.
“Uupo na lang at aawit
Maghihintay ng pagkakataon
Hahayaan na lang silang
Magkandarapa na manligaw sa’yo
Idadaan na lang kita sa awitin kong ito
Sabay ang tugtog ng gitara
Idadaan na lang sa gitara”
Do you still talk to your FIRST love? No I don’t. I don’t even remember her name to add her on FB.
What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? 151
What was your FIRST job? Game Advisor at Gamestop on Plaza Blvd
What was your FIRST car? 2006 Scion XB
Who was the FIRST person to text you today? No one. It’s 5 in the morning
Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? The next person I’m going to kill.
Who was your FIRST grade teacher? I think it was Mrs. Johnson or Jackson.
Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? Philippines
Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk? Jamaal Abbazabba and we don’t talk anymore
Where was your FIRST sleep over? My dad’s house
Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? Sandy Ravage
Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? Super Old school. My gramma’s friend in the Philippines
What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? MW2
What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? Britney Spears / O-Town in Vegas
FIRST broken bone? Left arm in Elementary school jumping the horse in Gymnastics
FIRST piercing? None but I’m going to get gauges
FIRST foreign country you’ve gone to? Philippines
FIRST movie you remember seeing? Lion King at Plaza Bonita
When was your FIRST detention? Middle School I think
Who was your FIRST roommate? none
If you had one wish, what would it be? get my xB back
What is something you would learn if you had the chance? Guitar
Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for your hand in marriage/ you asked to marry? Never asked/been asked
What was the first sport you were involved in? Flag Football in Elementary school. That or AYSO Soccer
What were the first lessons you ever took? Karate
What is the first thing you do when you get home? Depends what I have planned and/or where I came home from.
Who do you think will be the next person to post this? @nerdVITZ or @__cupcake
You Think You Know: Allen Ray 
thanks for posting this. i will reflect, and RE: on my next post. as well as the survey possibly.
good shit ally.
the good news is: nice guys finish last.
the bad news is: nice guys finish last.